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1. Don’t buy anything nice until the kids move out! They'll just break everything anyway, so buy cheap stuff.
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2. Buy single ply toilet paper. It may be rough, but you'll save!
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3. Just feed cows hazelnuts! (In regards to hazelnut coffee creamer)
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4. Bring a hot chick who “likes” chicks to a strip club… apparently you can save big time cash!
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5. Stop eating so damn much!
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In October of 2008, golf great John Daly was tossed in detox. He was found drunk at a Winston-Salem Hooters. |
| NFL great Michael Irvin was arrested by Texas cops in November 2005 and charged with misdemeanor possession of drug paraphernalia after Plano police pulled him over for speeding. |
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Andre the Giant was arrested in August 1989 and charged with assault after the 540-pound wrestler allegedly roughed up a local TV cameraman. |
| Jason Kidd was arrested in January 2001 and charged with domestic abuse. Kidd pleaded guilty and was ordered to attend anger management classes. |
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